“Works like magic or something like that”

Why? Again, I ask why would any normal person want tiny little soap in the shape of hands? Little hands are quite functional for small children, and little people, and Chelsea Handler—obvious pun intended. But there is something very sick and morbid about these hand-shaped hand soaps. I’d feel better about them if they were on a small puddle of blood red soap. Gore ‘em up a little!

They actually remind me of the old Al Gore a bit; the petrified, lifeless aspect of them, I mean like something one might find in Marie Osmond’s guest bathroom, oh! Nothing good can come of these hands. Now I’m picturing a threesome between Chelsea, Gore and Marie. No, make it a foursome, little Chewy!! These little soapy hands are the devil! Don’t look and, for God’s sake, don’t touch!

Little hands may be purchased for $16.00 at www.plasticfoliage.com

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