It’s a fact that women are a species that is superior to men. This is not feminist statement but a natural observation of the human species; women give birth, men don’t. The word ‘woman’ is synonymous with the words ‘mother’ and ‘protection’ and deserve the respect and admiration of their supplementary sex/gender; men.
Now, when we talk about Jessica Gross, besides of having a charming smile, seductive face and legs for miles, she has a gift that will make her step up on the scale in comparison to other women: she can make people laugh. So men, take off your hats for comedian Jessica Gross. Pick some flowers and review your pick up lines, because these lady’s wits are hard to match.

How would you describe what you do? I touch people, not like actually touch people, but in a way that makes people laugh. That didn’t come out right.

Is comedy something that you have cherished all your life? Or was it a sudden knock-on-your-door? For me, comedy started out as a way to make friends; I loved hearing people laugh. After a few unexpected turns in life, around age 24, comedy, as a career, came knocking at my door. I couldn’t help but open that door to see where it might lead me.

Please tell us what went through your mind when you first dared yourself to step up to the mic and make people laugh. The first time I stepped up to the mic, a little voice inside me said, “Jessica, whatever you do, no matter how bad it gets, just don’t vomit.”

What do you generally talk about when you are on the stage? What is the process that you go through to obtain a successful joke? I usually stick to all of those wonderful awkward situations that happen in everyday life. My boyfriend reminds me, “Hey write that down, that’s a joke!” He usually says it in a weird deep voice, like in some way, his version of his voice is different than his actual voice.

How intertwined is your comedy with your personal life and vice versa? It’s not really intertwined, it just wraps around a lot, like a cinnamon bun.

What are, quote-unquote, Jessica Gross “Stuff that makes you sing and dance? Stuff that makes you laugh and cry? Stuff that makes you think?” This question.

You have taken the role of an entertainer. How often are you a spectator and how do you, yourself, find entertainment? As much as possible; watching comedy is now my education. I can only grow as a comedian by learning new and exciting techniques, like a stripper.

What is, according to your discretion, what makes people laugh? “Pain. There is no comedy in Heaven, all comedy comes from pain.” Mark something wrote that, or Sam, or William. Sounds like something a William would say.

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Wasabi’s Girl Power Quizz::

-Miami tastes like what? Warm Beer; delicious warm beer.
-Romanticism is necessary for . . .  ? I probably would have lost a spelling bee to that word.
-I am proud of my . . . Boobs. Wait! I went straight for boobs, you’re never supposed to go straight for boobs. My clavicle, damn it’s sexy.
-I can’t live without . . . My adorable Beagle, Maynard. Shot out to my Dawg!
-What is Wasabi? Is a delicious ingredient in Prometheus Springs, one of the most amazing beverages I have ever tasted. Plug!
-The best kiss is like . . . Who is asking this ? Tiger Beat??
-Top 5 music wise: Raffa & Rainer, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Nouvelle Vague,  Regina Spektor, and Lemon Jelly
-A hidden quality: If I tell you, it wouldn’t be hidden. Well played miss, well played.
-Favorite cartoon . . . “Will you still love me if I wet the bed” by Liz Prince
-What do you wear to feel sexy? Plaid. I feel sexy and willing to cut down trees
-Freedom in your own words:
F is for Fritters
R is for  Radishes
E is for Eggs
E is for Eggplant
D is for Dill
O is for Onion
M is for Mango

To see more of Jessica::
Casa de Haha @ Sweat Records every second Tuesday of the month
Casa de la Tula in Little Havana every Wednesday
Uva on Thursdays
www.jessicaisgross.com
www.jessicagrosscomedy.com
www.cafepress.com/jessicaisgross

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Imagine a Hindu goddess with four hands and skin that changes color every so often. I’m recalling the Hindu goddess, Lakshmi, with the other 108 names that she has for her multitude of healing and nature powers. Whatta woman!
Now, let’s talk about facts and something more palatable that we can relate with in this magic city. Let’s dive into Inbal Lankry psyche and find out what it is that pushes this woman to live like a vampire, work as a scientist and party like there is no tomorrow. Inbal, DJ, promoter and creator of the fashion brand Phoshito. Miami also has it’s own goddesses.

Where are you originally from and how does your background influences who you are?
I was born in Israel but grew up in New York since the age of five. Both my parents are Moroccan and that is as much a part of who I am as being from Israel or Brooklyn. Moroccans are known for their hospitality and warmth and that is part of my everyday life working in the Nightlife business and relating with people. The Brooklyn girl in me is at the forefront of who I am; anyone that meets me can see it. New York definitely shaped me musically, as much as my family did.

You have been in Miami since 2002, was there any cultural shock or difference in the nightlife scene back then between New York (your previous home) and Miami (your current one)?
Absolutely!  The first year I lived here, in South Florida, I noticed a lack of so many things I had access to in New York. I treated New York as if I was a tourist. I was out and about almost every night of the week and there was constantly great live shows, DJs, plays, cultural events that were happening and I didn’t want to miss out on any of them. After a while, living in Miami, I realized we have those things here too but you really have to seek them out.  When I first moved here, I was starved for a deep soulful dance floor moment and then I found Aquabooty. I wanted to hear some great live music then I found Jazid and Churchill’s. It was all a process but there definitely was not a large variety, as there is in NY.

What were the first steps that you took to step into the music world?
In New York, at about the age of 15, all my friends and I were going to the clubs that were happening back then: Limelight, Palladium and Tunnel. As time went on, I started promoting for those venues. Also my older brother Sharone (Baby Sean) played quite often at different venues all over NY, so I had access to promoting and meeting key people in the music/nightlife scene.
But I don’t think I took actual steps. It was more of an unconscious thing . . . I was so passionate about so many different types of sounds and I just put my self in the environment where that sound was happening. If Everything But the Girl was playing at Roseland (NY), I would be there! And I would be there every night that they’d be playing.
When I moved to Miami and was about to open my venue, Sonar, I was relentless in meeting every promoter, every DJ, every band I could. One person led me to another and it was a snowball effect. After Sonar I promoted my own events and friends events, I would be out in the scene almost every night . . . it was essential to make my presence known.

When did you realize that you were becoming a DJ?
I think I always had the DJ bug in me since I started messing with my brothers records at the age of 12. I always collected music. In the late 90s I started collecting DJ sets and got caught in finding songs that DJs were playing and was so interested in the mixing styles of every different one. If you met me and we became friends I would almost immediately create you a mix tape/CD of what I thought that person would love or what I thought they needed to hear. I had access to the equipment, I was already collecting tracks and music from artists I loved. The only thing missing was actually playing out and mixing. When I actually DJed for the first time, it felt like the most natural thing I’ve ever done. Didn’t even get nervous. I tend to be shy about performing, but not when I DJ.

Please share with us the people, adventures or experiences that have shaped your life and decisions as far as pursuing your goals.
My family, especially my siblings are a huge part of all the decisions I make; they help me along the way and keep me grounded. Traveling is so important and definitely shapes who I am and the style I like.

Please describe your work in the nightlife and club scene. What are the advantages and disadvantages of such a life style?
I’m a sort of Gal Friday of the nightlife scene. I mostly work at Electric Pickle now where I manage, promote, DJ, handle booking, door girl mostly on Fridays, and take care of the graphic design. I enjoy it for all that it is and all that it isn’t. I do DJ at different venues and collaborate with nightlife promoters on certain events. The advantage is all that I get exposed to as far as people, music and learning something new each day. It’s never boring! Disadvantage would be the lack of sleep!

What does it take, according to your opinion, to be a good DJ, and who are some of the artists that you admired?
To be a good DJ you can’t pigeonhole your sound (your ear), you have to listen to everything and keep an open mind. In the house music that I play, there are so many elements of afrobeat, jazz, funk, soul, techno, hip hop; I look for those tracks that will have that something different. One of the artists I hugely admire in the DJ realm is Henrik Schwarz, he recently did a live show at Electric Pickle.  I’ve pretty much heard every DJ I’ve ever wanted to hear but this guy was mind blowing. Other DJ/producers I love: Ian Pooley, High Contrast, Jimpster, Dixon, Ben Watt, Kevin Yost, Boddhi Satva, Wolf & Lamb (all their artists),  Crosstown Rebels (all their artists), Booka Shade, Derrick Carter, just an overall great DJ, DJ T.  There are so many . . . it’s endless.

Wasabi Fashion Kult has previously collaborated with your side project “Phoshito” a life style brand targeting the funky and extroverted individuals with a craving for music and partying. How is this related to your music career and what do you wish to express with your designs?
Clothing and music go hand in hand. Every musical scene has a style that is owned by them. Phoshito crosses that barrier and is appreciated by anyone that looks at an art piece and connects to it. Phoshito was created to express an artistic point of view on to it’s own. The colors are loud, the cut is funky the images are sexy, creative and strong. I could say the same about my music or me.

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Girl Power Quizz:

-Miami tastes like what? Sour patch kids . . . it’s gonna suck before it gets sweet
-Romanticism is necessary for . . . For creativity, it can’t exist without it.
-I am proud of my . . . Music  collection. Just listen!
-I can’t live with out . . . My Sister, Betty, she’s my other half
-What is Wasabi? This funky hot chick that does amazing things and I think it is a spicy Asian condiment too.
-The best kiss is like . . . This . . . mmmmmwah! juicy and soft.
-Top 5 music wise: Sade, Led Zepplin, Aretha franklin, Michael Jackson, Marvin Gaye
-A hidden quality: Cooking
-Favorite cartoon . . . Venture brothers! Cracks me up!
-What do you wear to feel sexy? A slinky cotton jersey dress, it hugs my body smoothly.
-Freedom in your own words: Being able to say, feel and do what you want and love who you want.

To see more of  Inbal Lankry find her :::
Dj @ Electric Pickle on Thursdays
Dj @ Bar 721 on Mondays
Next special event::
Inbal’s Birthday on June 25th @ Electric Pickle she will be djing with Doc Marting
www.funku2.com
www.myspace.com/sonarniteclub
www.facebook.com/inbal.lankry

Mix for download: http://soundcloud.com/inbal/01-inbal-curling-beats

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Alexi Wasser is the voice behind widely read blog www.imboycrazy.com. Alongside with blogging and generally entertaining/dispensing valuable advice, she models, acts and makes music as a member of the band chloesebastianoliver. She resides in Los Angeles, California, where she was born and raised. Alexi started with modeling at a young age and moved on to commercials and television. Aside from being beautiful, talented and fashionable, she is vulnerable and intelligent and best of all willing to share her experience as a woman!

Name Alexi Wasser
Nationality Russian-German, born in Hollywood, California.
Profession Writer/Blogger/Actress
Dream Create a TV show/Write a book/Be happy and in love/Travel the world . . . more.
Hero Parker Posey, Oprah, Ellen, Tina Fey
Favorite Thing People watching, flirting, making out, writing, super long walks, finishing something I’ve set out to accomplish.

So I always find myself in ridiculous situations, can you tell me about the last silly situation you found yourself in?
I shot a commercial and at the end of the shoot I asked the director to high-five me. He only had four fingers; I was so embarrassed. I knew this, but I forgot, and I remembered right after I said it. I wanted to crawl under a rock. Instead, I called everyone I knew and told them how retarded I was; it felt good to vent.

You write a lot about sex, what would you say makes awesome mind-blowing sex?
Absolutely no self consciousness and a willingness to try stuff. Plus, have a sense of humor! I like a perfect mix of crazy, serious, passionate sex, mixed with laughing a bit–like you’re with your best friend. Hopefully the guy IS your best friend; that’s the best.

I think you give some of the best advice in your usual feature “The blind leading the blind” like “blue-tooth + you = unfuckable and wrong.” What would you say are your top don’ts in the realm of dating?
Don’t be nervous, don’t go out with someone if you don’t want to–out of obligation or being too shy to say no–don’t get wasted, don’t show him/her your home movies as a toddler OR your acting reel (on the first date OR ever), don’t talk about ex-boy/girlfriends, don’t wear jeans with stupid back pockets–but that’s more of a life lesson. That’s all I’ve got. You’re on your own now. Remember, it’s the blind leading the blind; I’m blind too!

I see you are always interviewing random hot guys for your staple “dude of the day” how do you work up the nerve to just approach these beautiful creatures?
I just get excited and don’t want to miss what could be a great interview for my site. I’m doing this for the girls who read my blog. I can’t let them down. That was kind of a joke, but semi-real. I’m pretty brave when it comes to talking to people; other things scare me more.

I am such a fan of your music, chloesebastianoliver, the electronic project for which you provide lyrics and soft, lilting vocals. Do you have any plans to perform or release a full album in the near future?
Thank you! I would love to do a full length album. I did those three songs with Tim Nordwind of the band okgo. Since then, I’ve written more. Right now, he’s busy with his own band, but maybe when we both have some free time.

Boy Crazy Promo from alexi wasser on Vimeo.

You always stress to your readers that they look their best AT ALL TIMES what are some tips you can give our readers to keep it sexy?

Keep your skin clear, wear clothes that fit, and shower daily. I don’t think you should take ages to get ready in the morning, just enough time to look effortlessly thrown together. T-shirt, jeans, flats, mascara, rosy cheeks, and lips. Done. You know when you look put together and cute. Life gets stressful, I know it’s not always possible, but don’t slit your wrists if you can’t get it together some days. Instead, label your look sloppy chic. ‘Cos confidence and not being bummed makes you look the cutest! No matter what you’re wearing!

What article/item of clothing are you currently obsessed with?
My white Keds and black tights.

I hear you have come out to Miami, we are Miami based, what is something that you find unique to our city?
Well, I went there once because my ex-boyfriend was nominated for a VMA. We stayed at the Mandarin Oriental and went to the MTV Video Music Awards. I’ve also watched nearly all of Miami Social on Bravo and Kourtney and Khloe invade Miami or whatever it’s called, on the E channel. Hmmm, I guess the interesting thing about Miami is how alien it is to me. I like looking at a world/lifestyle that is so different from my own. I’m a pale girl who looks like a Tim Burton character. It’s neat to see people in bikini’s or night clubbing in spandex mini dresses, tons of make-up, and fake boobs. It’s not my scene, but it’s fascinating and I can appreciate it. It makes me want to be more outdoorsy, go to the beach, into the ocean, para-sail, water ski, and get my body into bikini shape! Miami also makes me want to wear white and date P. Diddy, he’s such a babe.

What brand campaign is your favorite and why?
Marc Jacobs! His ads shot by Juergan Teller are MAY-JAH! That’s fashion talk for gorgeous and important! P.S. I love the Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo. I’m making a lot of Bravo TV references here. Yikes!

What projects do you have in the works now acting-wise?
Lots of commercials and I’m developing a series inspired by my blog. More info on that to come! And movies I shot last year that are due for release in 2010: “Zeros and ones”, “Choose”, “Audrey the train-wreck”, “Growth”.

What has been your favorite role thus far?
The one I’m writing for myself.

If your bedroom had to be a kingdom, in what epoch would it belong to?
Wow, I had to Google epoch to fully understand how to answer this question. And I STILL don’t understand. Is Ikea an epoch?

*Epoch: Era/Period/Age/Time

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