- Thou shall not blackout in public… May result is social exile or possible concussion.
- Thou shall not covet another girl’s boyfriend… Bitches get stitches and you’ll look like a slut.
- Thou DJ shall not play more than 3 Michael Jackson Songs… We love the King of Pop don’t make us hate him.
- Thou shall not wear day clothes at night… Leave your jean skirts and sundresses at home, this isn’t a picnic it’s a party.
- Thou shall not sleep with promoters… Don’t shit where you eat.
- Thou shall respect the bouncer for he is the gatekeeper to club heaven.
- Thou shall not get sloppy… Train wreck will be subject to ridicule & it’s just NAGL. (see slicktionary)
- Thou shall never wear all white to the club… All it takes is one cranberry vodka to spill on the wrong area and you have yourself a problem.
- Thou shall not allow documentation of compromising situations… Having n00dz on the internet when you’re an adult isn’t something to be proud of.
- Thou shall always tip thy bartender… This commandment is strictly enforced when presenting a drink ticket.
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